Take a store bought angel food cake, fill it with marshmallows, add store bought frosting doctored with enough blue food coloring to stain your insides, don't forget the inedible faux pearls from the hobby lobby! & Mazel Tov! A cake fit for ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
bludstone .
It would be hard not to stare, wouldn't it? Like talking to someone with a growth on their face, it's hard not to stare. But little monkey had better be careful, lest mommy should come to an abrupt halt. You don't want a face full of that.
I dunno why she was so interested..probably a lizard
jumping on my lap
I was playing around with my ISO and she did this
2lb bacon weave stuffed with 1lb ground pork, 1lb spicy Italian pork sausage, 1lb cooked bacon. Applewood smoked & basted with bourbon BBQ sauce.
(Submitted by Sundance Bailey)
So I went to the National Zoo.
Cuteness Ensues:
But first: Male Baby Gliders, they're both male and both about 75 days old total.
Red Panda Tail: Always Cute. I went to the zoo in DC when it was like 95 Degrees out at 10am. 
Rather large Prehensile Tailed Porcupine getting lovey with one of his keepers! He kissed her. No lie. 
he was getting mad at her, I think, he wanted more love, she didnt want a face full of Porcupine nose XD I think his nose is hella cute though. 
NUZZLE TIME
One of the Giant Turtles trying to get inside, I think. But he tried very hard to 'burrow' his way into the corner. 
One of the two lionesses. The lion was growling at the stick in the moat, and batted at it once then she took over. I have about 39u53980589032 photos of the big cats playing. 
By Moncho Fuentes
my life has been filled with kitties lately!
Alicia Silverstone's career continues to enthrall the world. Her new thrilling (and probably illegal) link-up with Jennifer minimizing briefer marks an exciting departure into the racy world of dollar-store underwear. Two thumbs up!
Props to VRN!
This odd, rather naughty-looking critter was 200 meters under the sea off the coast of Japan. It looks like something out of a Cronenberg movie - no one seems to have identified it yet. Any thoughts?
Hello.
Last time a shared photos of Hamhung and Nampho, North Korea. I wanted for people to know some other places except Pyongyang, the capital. This time I want to share some photos of villages and cities between Wonsan and Hamhung.
Under the LJ cut you will see such uknown places for tourists like Kumya, Jongdong, Kosong, Kowon, Munchon. All these places are part of South Hamgyŏng, which is a province of North Korea. More than 3 million people live there. Enjoy.
Watch other photos...
A crisp taco, cheese sauce, and shredded cheese, wrapped in a personal sized cheese pizza and deep fried.
(Submitted by Malik Hamilton)
How did they do it?
"Purple drank", a concoction containing prescription-strength cough syrup (which contains codeine and promethazine) and other ingredients such as 7Up soft drink and pieces of Jolly Rancher candy. Popularized by Houston, TX producer DJ Screw, "purple drank" is widely attributed as a source of inspiration for the "chopped and screwed" style of hip hop music.
I'll just leave this right here.......
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Edie in Bellevue, Washington wasn’t too happy with the neighbor’s cat using her lawn as its personal toilet, so she finally asked the cat’s owner if she’d please clean it up. “She did,” Edie says, “but only after explaining that the cat poops on everyone’s lawn and no one else minds.” (After asking around the neighborhood, Edie found this to be only half-true.)
Little did they know that cat’s crap was practically worth its weight in friggin’ GOLD!!! One can only imagine the reactions of Edie and her similarly ungrateful neighbors when they finished reading the photocopied letter taped to their front doors. (First place? For three years running?? What fools we’ve all been!!!)
related: Don’t feed the cat (or the trolls)
extra credit: The Radiolab episode about Toxoplasma and crazy cat ladies
A sunrise from my window half an hour ago.
I sometimes do exactly what this bearded dragon is doing. I'll head outside to my favorite basking spot and take a seat with my favorite meal, pizza. I'll take a slice and set it on my head, close my eyes, and give a deep sigh of contentedness. It's an almost spiritual moment, sitting there with my food.
It's time for a fantastic ugly animal holiday: Saturday, September 4th is International Vulture Awareness Day. Hope the following portraits inspire you while you're making your shopping list for carrion and other delicacies for your celebration. 
Black vulture from Flickr user digitalART2.
Hooded vulture by Flickr user Tambako the Jaguar.
White-headed vulture from Flickr user SantiMB.
King Vulture by Flickr user Axel Foley.
Another black vulture by Flickr user Jeremiah McBride.
-Wombat (No Relation)
Breaking news: Someone inside Apple's graphics studio sends in a bit of flaky comping
Next up: Someone fired at Apple!
Thanks to Ms X! Original is here!
Okay people. You think the toothbrush bracelet went too far? Oh, it did, it did. But this, found by Rach at Grasping for Objectivity KILLED. ME. DEAD.
Behold, the cat food bag, purse, and clutch:
And there were even more on Etsy:
I can totally imagine a middle aged woman with 18 cats, hoarding all the cat food bags and shopping for dollar store felt to line them with. Here, kitty kitty…
*shudder*
Cool Ranch, Taco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese doritos covered in two pounds of taco meat, three bags of shredded cheese, jalapenos, guacamole, and sour cream. Delicious.
(Submitted by Keith Keal)
Linda spotted this little work of artistic genius at Louie’s Cafe in Santa Fe, New Mexico:
related: Please do not flush…anything.
Want a mask that will make you look *just* like Cheech Marin?
How about Tommy Chong?
Or Both?
Wait no longer. Well, as long as you have $42,000 for each one. Because CLEARLY THE ARTIST IS HIGH.
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We've all been in this situation. You have a huge pile of cutouts to do and the first few are fine but then you get one with lots of difficult hair or a dog on a piece of string and then there's one where the shoes don't look right and what the freaking hell am I supposed to do with this one his mom is holding his hand and oh great his legs look like a fairground mirror seriously what the but yes okay alright just get the thing done-so-we-can-get-paid butohgodthissucksserslynvrevragn.
Thanks to Marion! Original is here!
I wish I was able to take more pics (and I also wish I was closer) especially when they were doing their usual tricks, but I couldn't, because they were fast!
We had so much fun that day, this was a very nice surprise. I know I'll be heading to the same cafe soon. :)
This is a piece of art at the library. Nothing subliminal here at all.
It's a cat saying "nom" while eating!
I think the cuteness will be in my obituary!
"My Ripley left me this morning..."
(c) http://cost.livejournal.com/217321.html
Pale ghosts that hide amid their gigantic siblings, only a few dozen albino redwood trees are known to exist. They are genetic mutants that lack the chlorophyll needed for photosynthesis. But how and why they survive is a scientific mystery. QUEST ventures into the deep canopy of Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park near Felton, California to track down these elusive phantoms of the forest.
It's like they've been grown in the dark o:
Source.
Ham, mushrooms, roasted tomatoes, and Emmenthal cheese, sandwiched between two pieces of French toast, topped with two eggs, Hollandaise sauce, and a balsamic reduction.
(Submitted by Nick)
My friend and I taught her 1500 pound stallion to lay down. hahah, best part was watching him eat cookies out of the corner of his mouth.
At Nat’s office in York, England, one of his coworkers has been trying to bully everyone into coughing up some cash for an (admittedly worthy) charitable cause.
In Nat’s opinion, however, her guilt-heavy fund-raising techniques might benefit from a little fine-tuning…especially given that all seven of those special “charity pens” were nicked from the office supply closet.
related: Starve on!
Bwwhaa haa haa. Even the WSJ had to comment.
Source: http://www.queerty.com/which-colleges-worry-their-football-teams-beefcake-photos-might-make-em-look-too-faggy-20100831/
Source: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703369704575461644217303282.html
The Chive issued a challenge. Seemed Random. Thought I'd Share
The Original
The Photoshop Separation File I made
Bamseklubben har ✥ppet tv◤ timm❤r om Ɗagen: You'll come for the beaches but stay for the women cruelly chopped in half.
Thanks to Hanna!
Custom, acrylic painting done on canvas board from an ultrasound photo. Since it is from an ultrasound photo, it will be somewhat abstract and surreal in appearance, but will still capture the joy of expecting a baby. Just e-mail me a photo and tell me which color you would like. The one shown here, is in monochromatic green with metallic yellow to add warmth and depth. If you have several favorite photos, send them all, and I’ll pick one. The painting can usually be done within a weekend’s time and I can ship it when it dries.
The joy of expecting a baby?
Warmth and depth?
How does this creepy goblin exhibit any of those things?!
I can only imagine the sheer terror on my mother’s face if one day fatty pregnant me rolled up with this horror in tow. It would be second only to her look of disappointment upon learning that not only did I order this monstrosity, I paid $85 for it.
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Renee hopes never to have anything like that growing inside of her.
I find it kind of disturbing honestly.
It’s like, I can imagine her casually talking on the phone with one hand while holding a child’s head underwater in a bathtub with the other hand.
Again, no indication that there’s anything evil about her. It’s just those dead, dead eyes.
Good for cookies and MILK! Get it?
No? Okay, that was a pretty bad joke. At this point I’m less concerned with these boobies, more concerned with my Craftastic boob fixation.
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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and curates less-boobful pieces for indie craft show Market Day.
Like a lemur
A fuzzy little dreamer
I strut around with easy steps
Apologies if this has been posted before. First time posting.
Items from “The Hat” Restaurant (based in Southern California) baked into a casserole. Fries on the bottom, a layer of chili covering the fries, onion rings on top of the chili fries, covered with cheese. Baked for 15 minutes.
(Submitted by Josh Lee)
In one of my clearest memories of first grade, I distinctly remember my teacher telling us, on the first day of school, that the bathroom in the back of the classroom was only for emergencies. For non-emergencies, we’d have to wait until lunchtime. In my six-year-old mind, however, “emergency” meant only one thing: “throwing up.” And so, when I had to go, I held it. And held it. Until…well, I wasn’t holding it anymore.
That’s right: It actually took wetting my pants for me to learn that the word “emergency” means very different things to different people — a concept some people apparently still haven’t figured out.
It’s unclear, for example, what might constitute a “citrus emergency” at this Pleasanton, California optometrist’s office. (Perhaps a masochistic mandarin peeling itself?)
You might think people would be a little more precise in their language on a military base. At Arizona’s Fort Huachuca, you’d only be about half right.
At Gustavo’s new office building in Seattle, it only took about a week — and about a bazillion false alarms— before someone decided a little clarification was necessary. (Sorta sounds like something you’d expect from a classroom of first-graders, no?)
Meanwhile, Andrew in Cirencester, England only noticed this sign after pushing open one of his office’s alarmed fire doors (triggering a sudden and unforeseen occurrence — i.e., ear-shattering noise).
related: Gee, thanks for the clarification
Donated blood today in the name of a 5 month old with leukemia. They wouldn't let me get on the double red blood cell machine because they're trying to replenish their stock of whole O blood :( 
Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?
I think I just found inspiration for the next MamaPop party cake. That lizard is as dope as a unicorn, easily. Plus have you ever seen a unicorn with a castle on it’s butt?
No, no you have not.
From the listing:
11″ high X 18″ long X 21″. Antique taxidermy Iguana. Ivan was a gift from a wonderful customer. He is 75+ years old and looked older. He was very patient while I made repairs and added a castle to his back. This old boy is ready for his new life.
I hope I’m rockin’ as hard as this guy when I’m 75+! (and that the MamaPop party tradition will live on till then)
Thanks Adrienne!
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Not to get all unicorns and rainbows for those that came here today for a big ol’ dose of snark, but is this just about the coolest thing you’ve ever seen or what?!?
Maybe I’m just a sucker for all things PacMan (and I am), but try and tell me this slightly pixelated jewel doesn’t make you smile. I hate cooking, but I might consider have Mr. and Mrs. Pitfall Harry over for a home cooked meal if the prep involved hacking at Blinky’s bulging eyes with my meat cleaver. (Note to self: buy a meat cleaver.)
I might just order one of these myself. Just as soon as I throw my Hypercolor t-shirt into the wash.
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In reality, Elly Lou’s parole agreement prevents her from buying any sort of cutlery. Damnit.
After all, autumn sunlight I love most ...
Spring sunlite makes happy, winter sunlite invigorates, summer sunlite is a bit boring... But the autumn one — the most beautiful.
The sky is changing and becoming a fantastically diverse. And no more hot from the sun and just heat slightly, as it should be. Autumn — is an amazing thing ;)
With me it often happens — a lot of things I want to paint for a long time, but cann't find time, or possibility, or dont have strong enough desire... Yesterday have just finished «Goznak» factory :)
«Goznak» Factory.
oil on canvas, 50x70 cm,
2010.
«Goznak» Factory. Sketch.
paper, pencil, marker, whitening,
2010.
My paintings catalogue: http://rubenm.spb.ru
Southern Elephant Seal on the Falklands Islands, thanks to The Guardian. With male elephant seals being from 14-16 feet long and weighing from 3000-5000 pounds, if this guy wants to sleep in on a Monday morning, I think no one better argue with him.
Sleepily,
-Wombat (No Relation)
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-Open the pod bay doors HALCat.
-FRAID CANTS DO DAT DAVE, SRY2SAY
These notes — the first from on office in California, the second from an office in Arkansas — both seem like they’re following the same not-quite-finished flowchart for acceptable office paper usage.
Really, you’re in for a scolding no matter what. And as our submitter Hannah noticed — in this bizarre exchange from the copy room at a school in Spartanburg, South Carolina — contrition only seems to further incense the office Paper Nazis.
related: Nothing fosters community like shared networked printers!
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Just randomly found this
I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or worry that I'll have nightmares...
You have to see this short vid of an elephant to believe how WTF it is. I'm not going to give spoilers, I'm just gonna say that it's the most disgusting thing you'll see an elephant do. EVER!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6ac5bb4527/elephant-fail
life hacks are ingenious ways to do everyday things that make life easier, more convenient, more fun, or otherwise better. they require little effort, and can cumulatively make a big difference: 
Yoshi's Island is probably one of the pinnacles of the 16-bit gaming era. And yes, the game is kicking my ass, much to my dismay. For a "kid's game," it is surprisingly complex and challenging. And fun. "Fun" being the element that is missing in many of the games of this current gaming generation.
Half pound of sausage, half pound of bacon, half pound of cheese, a 6 egg omeltte, and hash browns, all sandwiched between 2 seven inch, gravy-filled biscuits.
(Submitted by Mark Rehrauer)
Shawn Barber
I did an image search on "Lampshades" and came across this. All behold the undefeated champion of oddity.
Boston's all mad because I put his dog bed outside after I got a new desk for the bedroom and he knows he's not allowed on the couch - so this was him protesting.
I tried to do the 'red eye reduction', but it made him look super emo so he got some aviators instead. Why not, y'know.
Tits are random, right?
an actual picture to make it legal:
That's my Momma. Please help me help her out.
nicknamed baby rathian !
better not be fake ....:(
This is a video of my cat, Cloud, chewing on nothing. It's so weird and so cute. He doesn't do it very often but we managed to catch it on video recently. Skip about 20-30 seconds into it to see the weird/cuteness.
I don't know how it happened, I don't know why it happened, I don't know if it's a good thing, I don't know if it's a bad thing. All I know is, this lady has hair growing out of her shoulders. I don't know if she has hair growing out of other places and frankly I don't want to know. I don't know why she has hair growing out of her shoulders or if she knows why she has hair growing out of her shoulders. But she does and there, that's that.
Hershey’s Bar Classic, Hershey’s Bar W/Almonds, Hershey’s Cookies and Cream King, 5Th Ave, Kit-Kat, Heath Bar, and Caramello all wrapped and skillet cooked in a flour tortilla with chocolate Skittles garnish, Hershey’s Syrup. A whopping 2,000 calories.
(Submitted by Jeremy Salapek)
Click for enlarge and voting . Thanks
must've come in through the A/C intake
A couple of Taiwanese videos showcase an eerily adorable cyclops turtle.
From MedTerms:
Cyclopia: A congenital abnormality (birth defect) in which there is only one eye. That eye is centrally placed in the area normally occupied by the root of the nose. There is a missing nose or a nose in the form of a proboscis (a tubular appendage) located above the eye.
Cyclopia and milder forms of the same developmental disorder result from holoprosencephaly which is a failure of the embryonic forebrain to subdivide properly. (The embryonic forebrain is normally responsible for inducing the development of the orbits.) Chromosome abnormalities (such as trisomy 13) and gene mutations can disrupt this process. So also can certain toxins, some of them found in wild plants.
Source with videos.
“Of course I’m pissed! I specifically told the artist to make the slice gluten-free!”
“Here is Paula the prozac poster girl. Paula measures a little over 12″ tall. I made her to hang up in the window or anywhere. I think we can all relate to how she feels. She will bring a smile to anyone who sees her. What a fun doll to have……….makes a fine gift too.”
If someone gave me this creepy ass thing as a gift, they wouldn’t need Prozac, they’d need a pain pill.
Note the prison stripes on the doll next to Paula? That’s Paul. From The Pen. Usually located right next to mental wards. Coincidence? Jes’ sayin’.
Kim prefers gin & tonics.
Some numpty tried to smuggle a sedated tiger cub onto an airplane by disguising it in a bunch of soft toys. Thankfully they were stopped and the cub was rescued. Adorable pics are here:
I's not luggage!
By Corey Arnold
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From The White House on Flickr
Black and WTF
Craftastrophe
Cute Overload
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LJ Random Pics
LJ Random Pictures
Look at this fucking hipster
Passive Aggressive Notes
PhotoshopDisasters
This is why you're fat.
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